David Marshall - Guitar

Some guitarists like playing solos; others like playing chords. David likes to make his guitar go "meep", "oo-ee-oo" and "gnnnnnh", often simultaneously.

Calum MacArthur - drums

Originally from the Isle of Lewis, Calum is getting increasingly fed up with people thinking he's Welsh. He often presents cookery programmes for Gaelic-language television, although a Naked Chef-style career is frankly unlikely.

John Clarke - bass

When he's not playing bass, John can often be found loitering around the live venues of Glasgow cadging pints and claiming to be a music journalist. An authority on absolutely nothing, he is known for his ability to be wrong on almost any subject and carry on shouting undeterred. It is thought he was born in the Highlands, though he vehemently denies it.

Gary Marshall - vocals, guitar

Inverness-born Gary is a professional cynic who writes sarcastic features for a number of computer and music magazines, with the odd appearance on radio shows and obscure TV programmes. He's written books, too.